Basic rules

1. Toothpicks are completely wrong and should be banned.
2. Adults wear trousers, unless at the beach, or on a day off.
3. A sunrise should be watched every so often.
4. Magic is great fun to think about, but should never be taken seriously.
5. Dirty jokes are only funny when they are made by people you would not think would make them.
6. Not everyone needs or deserves a tattoo.
7. Hugs are not necessary, as a general rule.
8. Handshakes fall under that same rule.
9. Men do not use straws.
10. Camping is quite uncivilized.
11. Walking with a cane is embarrassing and should be avoided.
12. Idle hands do not do the Devil's work, as they are not doing much of anything.
13. Everyone should have a good "radio voice". It keeps one distanced from the people.
14. Everything that can be found to be humorous, must be found.